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Idlewood Forest .:Erich:. by Forestii Idlewood Forest .:Erich:. by Forestii

"Don't be upset, zichen. Ugly people like you have no right to be."

NAME : Erich Lemann (Pronounced EHR-ick LEH-man)
    NICKNAME : none so far



AGE : 18

SPECIES : Eustreptospondylus

    Further explanation:

      Erich is a people pleaser who loves making other people laugh. Well, love isn't exactly the right word. Erich craves attention and will do anything to get it, often acting goofy and as the class clown in social situations. However, if you talk to him one on one he can be very nasty. Erich generally pushes people away while trying to fit in all at the same time. He's not the nicest person to talk to and will often make mean jokes at your expense, as most of his jokes involve the humiliation of others. He doesn't really care, though; everyone is the same to him.

    Erich was born to a moderately well off family. He was loved dearly by his parents, however they often had to travel because of their work, so Erich never got to see them much, instead being left in the care of nannies. Erich as a child was very upset at the fact that his parents kept leaving him suddenly, and it upset him even more that they were so nice and kind and pretended like nothing was wrong and yet they'd leave him!!! Erich, not understanding the situation, couldn't believe them, so anger and resentment grew inside of him towards his parents, which he'd end up taking out on the nannies, getting much satisfaction and joy when he'd chase them out and even making a game where he'd see how long it took before they quit.

    Erich's resentment still lingered, even after continuously letting it out on the nannies, and he didn't play nice with the kids, often treating them the way he treated the nannies. As you'd expect, the kids didn't respond well. The people in Erich's grade school didn't like Erich very much and would often pick on him and make fun of him, which he'd return in spades. He disliked the children's cruel behaviour towards him, though, and resolved that in middle school and up he'd make sure they didn't treat him that way. Erich figured out fairly quickly that everyone loved the comedian and adopted the role himself, developing and perfecting it during his middle school years, which went a lot better for him social-wise than grade school. Academically, however, he dwindled, often getting in trouble for talking back to his teachers, though for him it was all worth it to hear the giggles of his classmates as he upset the teacher, as they were laughing at the teacher and his actions and not him himself. Erich didn't pay attention in class either and his grades reflected that. Erich was a clever boy, though, and managed to scrape by with middle C's.

    Highschool wasn't much different from middle school, just bigger and with a better comedian act, being fully known as the comedian and class clown, and adopting the role as one of the more popular people in his grade. During highschool, Erich learned that all people were the same and started to dislike people as a whole and became incredibly bored with them, only keeping up with his class clown act on a rote. He started getting increasingly nastier to people, however they'd never take him seriously and always think he was joking, which both angered him and allowed him to insult people as much as he wished.

    Erich's home situation never really got any better, however he chased out the nannies less, despite his parents being gone more. Erich, though, was at the point where he was so upset with his parents that he was glad they were gone because he couldn't stand to be near their "false smiles" or "kind, empty words with no heart or truth". His parents were never aware of Erich's unhappiness.

    Having just graduated highschool, Erich took up the invitation to the strange town of Idlewood Forest, hoping that maybe a change of pace would be less boring. Perhaps, maybe, the people would be worthwhile too.

  • Wandering about

  • Cracking jokes

  • Sticking his nose in conversations that don't involve him

  • Making fun of others

  • Talking to his pillow (whom he has named Kamerad)


JOB : He works part-time as a waiter for a cafe.

  • Erich gets bored really, really easily and gets very antsy when he's bored.

    • He can't sit still for more than two seconds either.

  • Despite Erich's constant attempts to not get close to people and push them away, Erich secretly wants a friend.

    • Erich claims that Kamerad is the only friend he needs and would say that friends are stupid anyway

  • Erich has a prominent german accent

    • He can speak a little german as well

      • He certainly cusses in german

  • "Zichen" is the hissing sound a snake makes in German

  • Erich comes off as someone who'd be a flirt, and while he is very flamboyant in his speech, he is most certainly not a flirt and dreads the though of a girlfriend or any sort of romantic companion

  • I don't know what Erich's sexuality is and I'll get back to you on that later

  • Patron colour is blue! It's also his favourite colour.

  • Make fun of or laugh at Erich in any way and you will be in a world of hurt and german insults

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Whitesnowpaw Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The fact that you choosed a dinosaur is just super acorn awesome 8D
((but you shouldnt use Google translot, seriously, im german and your rp down there hurts me xD....))
Forestii Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013
Haha yes I'm very aware at how awful google translate is, however as I do not know German myself, google translate is my best bet.
bleachamara Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Artist
Erich, verwirren und faszinieren mich ... (Erich, you confuse and amaze me...) :XD:
Forestii Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Erich: Natürlich habe ich verwirren, zichen. Ein Einfaltspinsel wie man konnte nie verstehen, eine komplexe und erstaunliche Wesen wie mich. (Of course I confuse you, zichen. A simpleton like you could never comprehend a complex and amazing being such as myself.)
bleachamara Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Artist
Der Versuch, alle hoch und mächtig wirken, sind wir, Sir? (Trying to act all high and mighty, are we, sir?)

I wish I was a member in Idlewood; I would love to have a RP with you~
Forestii Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Oh bitte, nicht schmeicheln mir, hag. Ich brauche nicht alle Ihre empörend hag Spitznamen oder grundlose Anschuldigungen, zichen. [Oh please, don't flatter me, hag. I don't need any of your revolting hag nicknames or baseless accusations, zichen.]

((ps im really sorry for erich hes a jerk fdhgjdf))

shhhhh /pats 
we can still rp it just wont be canon ??? haha i mean im open to rp if you want even if your character isnt in the group uvu
bleachamara Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Artist
... :meow: Beleidigen Sie mich alles, was Sie wollen, es schwierig ist, auf meine schlechte Seite, Sir ~ (...Insult me all you wish, it's difficult to get on my bad side, sir~)

((Ah, no problem. I expect Erich to be like that. ^^))

uhm, sure...I can Note RP, should I send you a note? (My character is quite the gentlemanly griffin:… so Erich will really have to try if he truly wants to get on my character's bad side :XD:)
bunyro Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Congrats on getting in :icondojimathumbsupplz: Glad to see our favorite asshole dinosaur made it//slapped

I would love to rp so Jack has someone to piss him off I mean, so he can make friends yup :iconimsotiredplz: *cough*or enemies*cough*
jinuro Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
aw dude he's super cool!! love that dinosaur vibe and hahahaaaa yeah naughty kids holla <33
Wiree Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Lovely, he's so well lovely! I hope that if we both get in we can both RP sometime, though my gal is nothing compared to this handsome fellow! I'm glad you got it done in time, and good luck :heart::heart:

P.S. I love dinosaurs so much ; w;
CaveGeckoSol Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yay! Another extinct critter! Yours has mine beat for old-ness, though, by several hundred millions of years xD I just love his design, too. I'm a big sucker for orange-blue color schemes, hehe. Good luck on getting him in! I sure hope he does!
bunyro Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay, wow Forestii stop

First Hammy and Sacred, now you :stare: Stooop I can't be joining so many groups and it would so last minute too...:iconlazycryplz:

Okay but seriously though, I applaud you for going with a dinosaur because that's something no one would think of off the bat. and omg he's german Hopefully, we get see more of this guy! :iconlazyblushplz:
fromCTwthlve Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
omfg I fall asleep early once in my life and I wake up the most fabu dinosaur ever
I read the species as eucalypts at first damn
He looks so cute!!!! I love his personality, can't wait to see that in effect in the forest!
TamarinFrog Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
DERP... DINOSAUR! Writes too fast. Very cool!
TamarinFrog Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Iih! More cute lizards! Good luck! :D
LabonBull Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Student Digital Artist
ffffffff so manny people are joining
it makes me wanna
but im not good with animans /sobs

but wow what a cute mmm gurl id tap
RosieSakura Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omf, he's precious! good luck on getting in!
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